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She is not late. She is timeless. Emerging from the dreamlike haze of city lights and memory, the Timekeeper of Dorchester stands tall—bunny-eared and bold, cloaked in obsidian gloss and crowned with a golden clock medallion. A nod to the White Rabbit of Wonderland, reimagined as a streetwise oracle who bends time, not to escape, but to awaken.
Her eyes are veiled by a crimson bar stamped Dorchester—a sigil of place, pride, and mystery. Behind her, the world blurs into bokeh bursts, like fireworks frozen mid-flare or thoughts caught between sleep and subway stops.
- Features surrealist iconography: rabbit ears, timepiece, and the mask of myth
- Printed with high-contrast gloss and dreamlike color fields
- Warning: may cause time distortion, déjà vu, or sudden poetic insight
This tee is a portal. A wearable riddle. A tribute to the women who move through chaos with grace, urgency, and a touch of magic. In Dorchester, even Wonderland has grit.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The Timekeeper of Dorchester

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