This t-shirt is a cheeky heads-up for anyone strolling down Dorchester Ave: keep your eyes open and your sneakers laced. Front and center is a bold triangle warning sign featuring a stylized chase—one figure sprinting with a street sign in hand, the other in hot pursuit, clearly not amused. Beneath it, “dorchester” sits in lowercase, cool as ever, like the neighborhood itself watching the chaos unfold with a smirk. It’s a tribute to the brazen shenanigans that make the city unforgettable—and occasionally unpredictable.
Wearing this shirt is like saying, “I know the game.” It’s for locals who’ve seen it all, from wild antics to impromptu footraces, and still manage to keep it moving. The design is playful, not preachy—a reminder that Dorchester’s energy is real, raw, and sometimes a little reckless. Perfect for those who love their neighborhood loud, proud, and full of stories. Just don’t get caught slipping… this tee already warned you.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Warning: Straight Shenanigans
$25.00Price


