This t-shirt is your official summer survival gear for Dorchester. Front and center is a bold triangle warning symbol, not for traffic—but for nonstop fireworks. Inside the triangle, stylized sparkles burst like celebratory chaos, a nod to the nightly symphony of booms that echo from June through August. Beneath it, “dorchester” sits in clean lowercase, like a calm voice saying, “Yeah, we know.” The black-and-white palette keeps it crisp and wearable, while the design itself is pure neighborhood truth.
It’s not just a shirt—it’s a heads-up. A wink to locals who’ve mastered the art of sleeping through M80s and backyard finales. Whether you love the noise or just tolerate it, this tee lets you rep Dorchester with humor, pride, and a little bit of earplug energy. Perfect for cookouts, corner store runs, or explaining to out-of-towners why the sky’s lit up on a random Tuesday. Warning: wearing this may cause spontaneous storytelling and knowing nods from fellow residents.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!